I used to be cool. I was a 26 year old guy enjoying life and the party scene.
Then life happened. On July 25, 2011, I accidentally procreated. Something my friends said I should NEVER do. They say birth control is 99% effective, but if you have sex 100 times, well, you get where I’m going with this.
I didn’t know anything about babies, but I am starting to learn that they are self-absorbed, inconsiderate people. They say babies only cry when they are hungry, cold, or if they’ve shit their pants. Not true. Sometimes they cry just to be an asshole. I plan on using this blog to touch on that, among other things, until I get bored with it or until I get a call from child services. Enjoy.