AssholeBaby

Several people have asked me what I wanted to get out of this site. I want two things:

1. I want to be able to send my daughter to college.


2. I want to be able to write a book about my exploits.


If this site has brought you laughter and joy, maybe you can find it in your heart to donate. Five cents, fifty cents, a dollar, whatever. I mean, are you really going to miss it? It takes less than a minute.


Hate giving away money? No problem. Buy something in the store.


And if you're just a shitty person in general, well I guess you can read for free.


Thanks,


Phil


Don't let Asshole Baby become a street walking whore. Help send her to college. Donate.