AssholeBaby

I know I haven’t posted in a couple of weeks.  I’ve been traveling and dealing with some really heavy shit.  Theoretical shit.  Not actual pieces of extremely heavy human excrement.  That would be gross.  Anyway, a quick site update:

A few weeks ago, I got an email saying something along the lines of:

“Hey, your Adsense account has been cancelled.  Don’t ask us why.  We are Google and we dont give a shit about your problems.  Also, you will not be receiving a payment for January.

Fuck you,

The Google Adsense Team”

So just like that, with one swift kick in the dickhole, I was making zero money.

After Google bent me over prison style, I thought about just canceling the site.  I figured people weren’t reading anyway.

But today, I found out that’s not true.  A little while ago, I checked my Twitter account (@Asshole_Baby) for the first time in a week.  Well, it turns out you guys are still reading.  And a lot of new people read this blog too.  So thanks.

Here’s the deal:  Even though I now make around zero doll hairs a month doing this, if ya’ll keep reading, I’ll keep writing.  So look out for some new posts. One should be up tonight.  I don’t want to ruin it by saying too much, but future topics will include: doctor visits, re-homing, smug assholes, and nicotine withdrawal, and more.

Thanks,

Phil