The baby got her first pair of tennis shoes recently. She managed to wear them all day long and not use them once. Turns out she cant walk. Good thing we bought her shoes she will outgrow before they can be used for their designed purpose.
I would love to kick the evil genius that invented baby tennis shoes right in the taint. How did he make money on that?! Here are a few other inventions, that I made up, on an airplane, just now, in 60 seconds, that are just as useful as baby shoes:
1. “The Cow Phone”: A telephone system for cows to keep in touch with each other.
2. “Your Baby Can Read: Sanskrit Edition”
3. “Baseball Glove (3-6 months)”: It’s never too early to teach your infant son to catch a curve ball.